Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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