whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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