she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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