Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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