that's an acceptable place to lick
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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