Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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