Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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