i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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