Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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