what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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