Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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