i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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