i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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