so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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