When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
now i know why i became what i already was.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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