Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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