We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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