I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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