whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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