normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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