ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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