is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
