Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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