I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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