Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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