West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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