he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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