GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
