piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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