Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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