I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Enjoy the penises
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
