i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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