i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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