Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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