I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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