i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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