This is not my ceiling
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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