Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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