Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Bring me that man meat
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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