Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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