Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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