Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
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