dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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