In the future we'll all be gay
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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