Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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