there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
not ubering you a puppy
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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