he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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