Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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