What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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