peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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