After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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