Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I have post one night stand depression
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