wanna go halves on a baby?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
it's like iHOP with fire
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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