would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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