I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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