its not stalking. its research.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I will pee on everything he values.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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